It seems like an eternity since i have last posted anything on this blog. For some reason my wordpress app on my mobile has been coming up with some error when i try to connect and it's been driving me absolutely crazy. And when it's not giving me an error, i just can't be bothered typing out something half-intelligent, if i could muster up anything at all. Anyway, after more than 6wks of living in our new place, finally i set up my computer and feel fairly human again. I've been pretty slack and mostly been surfing the net on my mobile, which drives me crazy cuz u can hardly see a thing since it's so tiny.
So, tonight i have been ready to strangle someone and at the same exact moment, just about roll on the floor laughing. I thank God each and every day for my boyfriend Matt who not only drives me around the bend but makes me laugh more than anyone else possibly could. Sometimes it's impossible to be mad with him when i just want to laugh at how much he stirs me for something completely trivial. I'm sure most of the things he does is just to annoy me lol He drops a big bombshell tonight, but with the most upbeat attitude - i wanted to kneecap him so bad. Then he tells me since i didn't vacuum today, he'll be ok to let the dog in (who sheds so much that i'm amazed he still has hair on his body - ok maybe a slight exaggeration lol).... let me just clarify, i DID in fact vacuum this afternoon. So after saying i didn't want the dog inside, he lets the bloody animal in while i'm washing the dinner dishes. OMG this man frustrates me - but i can hear him in the lounge room telling the dog to sit still so i don't make him go outside. (Just imagine him doing this in a baby-ish kind of voice that you would hear a grandmother use when talking to a 3mth old baby...... yep that's how he talks to the dog). I fight the urge to strangle him (Matt, not the poor animal that doesn't understand lol), whilst at the same time fighting the urge to laugh. I don't want Matt to think he's funny - no doubt he'll read this and just nod, like the world has finally realised what he's known all along. *pfft*
Regardless of how much of a ginormous pain in the ass he is, i couldn't be happier. I can't ever remember being this content, happy or loved in any relationship i've been in. No doubt, at the time i thought i was happy and in love - but in the back of my mind, there was always something that was bugging me. I'm pretty sure there's nothing bugging me atm - but wait until another moment when Matt annoys me and i might just find something. No doubt he'll shit me again by the time the night ends. Good thing the bedroom is at the other end of the house to the kitchen - i may just stab him lol. (I'm starting to realise that my blog is getting a tad "violent" with all this talk of kneecapping and stabbing. Rest assured ppl, i will not stab or kneecap Matt........ or will I?) :-P So the man is crazy, an absolutely nutter - but i love him. Why you probably ask... *shrugs* beats me, i just kinda do. Hopefully in 20years i'll still be talking about wanting to beat him with a stick for something stupid he's done or for the old decrepit dog still shedding hair all over the carpet. So, just to give a little back of what i get - i left the vacuum in the middle of the lounge room for Matt to see when he went to watch tv - no doubt when i go out, it'll be left somewhere stupid, like in the middle of the kitchen for me to move. At least it'll be amusing :-D Never a dull moment in this relationship that's for sure.
Well, since my butt is getting numb i should stop feeding this man's ego about how funny he can be (rarely), and go get ready to crawl into my warm bed. I'm sure there'll come another moment of stupidity from this house before too long. Until then....
